AIM Flashback

An old conversation, I'm ACanova;
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Zebre bleu: Yeah. How are things going up there? Any new gossip that I need to hear about?
ACanova: Gossip? Well, several people thought I was suicidal for a while
Zebre bleu: Why?
ACanova: I was leaving sad and depressed away messages on AIM
Zebre bleu: Really? All of the away messages of yours that I read were words of inspiration. Why were you leaving sad messages?
ACanova: Those inspirational words were after people started asking me about my away messages...I was just feeling sad and depressed
Zebre bleu: Oh, why were you feeling that way?
ACanova: I don't know, I was just feeling lonely I think
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