Monday, October 8, 2007

I am Fat

I am Joram and I am fat. According to the scale I just got working (batteries finally came), I am extremely obese! Dammit! My roommate Bri just tried out the scale and now she's thinking she's fat now too. Hmm, maybe the scale is off? Oh, it has to be off, Bri's not fat. Excuse me, I have to make sure the roommate doesn't become bulimic and I have to lose some fat now.

2 comments:

World of BRi said...

woe is me....

World of BRi said...

i found this and i'm going with it... i'm a dehyrdated athlete. that's my new excuse....


The 10 Top Tips When Buying And Using Body Fat Scales

1. Use them to measure your progress only. Don't compare your body fat percentage to tables or to your friends score. It is probably inaccurate no matter what the manufacturers say.

2. Choose body fat scales that have the right profile for you. If your children are going to use them make sure they can be calibrated for children. If you're an athlete (+10 hrs of strenuous exercise a week) same thing applies. This is important. It makes a big difference.

3. Measure out some water one hour before you test yourself. Make sure you always drink the same amount of water one hour before you test yourself.

4. Measure yourself at the same time of day for each test.

5. Your skin temperature affects the electrical current used by the scales. It's difficult but try to test yourself in a similar room temperature each time.

6. Don't test yourself after exercising. When you exercise you sweat and when you sweat you lose water. This affects your hydration levels and hence... the results.

7. Thoroughly clean the foot pads, preferably with alcohol and then dry them off each time you test.

8. Buy the most expensive body fat scales you can afford. Accuracy will almost certainly increase with price.

9. If ever you get the chance, have your body composition measured by a professional using skin fold calipers. It will give you a frame of refernece as to how accurate your scales are.


10. Read the page on body fat calipers for an alternative you could consider.